Wednesday League 2017/18
| Pos | Club | P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cooked FC | 19 | 17 | 1 | 1 | 244 | 68 | 176 | 52 |
| 2 | 5 Guys Named Moe | 19 | 17 | 0 | 2 | 242 | 110 | 132 | 51 |
| 3 | Murder on Zidanes Floor 17-19 | 19 | 14 | 2 | 3 | 251 | 125 | 126 | 44 |
| 4 | Puyol Pants | 19 | 13 | 3 | 3 | 277 | 91 | 186 | 42 |
| 5 | Occasionally Utd | 19 | 13 | 2 | 4 | 192 | 130 | 62 | 41 |
| 6 | Bukake Warriors | 19 | 13 | 1 | 5 | 193 | 99 | 94 | 40 |
| 7 | Slumdog Mignolet | 19 | 12 | 2 | 5 | 298 | 147 | 151 | 38 |
| 8 | Galal’s Gunners | 19 | 12 | 0 | 7 | 179 | 129 | 50 | 36 |
| 9 | Petr Cech Yourself | 19 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 197 | 180 | 17 | 30 |
| 10 | Blink 1 Eto’o | 19 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 216 | 201 | 15 | 30 |
| 11 | Hangover 96 | 19 | 8 | 2 | 9 | 182 | 177 | 5 | 26 |
| 12 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtles | 19 | 8 | 0 | 11 | 146 | 184 | -38 | 24 |
| 13 | The Muggins | 19 | 7 | 0 | 12 | 161 | 240 | -79 | 21 |
| 14 | Universally Challenged | 19 | 6 | 1 | 12 | 141 | 225 | -84 | 19 |
| 15 | Westlife | 19 | 6 | 1 | 12 | 162 | 247 | -85 | 19 |
| 16 | Larbert Players | 19 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 109 | 226 | -117 | 17 |
| 17 | Mo Circ United | 19 | 5 | 1 | 13 | 138 | 260 | -122 | 16 |
| 18 | Crystal Phallus 16-18 | 19 | 1 | 3 | 15 | 10 | 150 | -140 | 6 |
| 19 | 2 Girls 1 Klopp | 19 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 49 | 198 | -149 | 4 |
| 20 | Gylfi Pleasures | 19 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 28 | 228 | -200 | 2 |